Tata wants to talk to Lollipop!

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Meanwhile, in a place they call “The Devil’s Arm pit” Tata would like to have a word with Lollipop.  Some people believe in a theory called evolution.  They say for billions of years we’ve been evolving.  Can’t explain why a species has extremely complex tools and instincts just add a few millions years of development.  So from a big bang we got apes and apes are still around.  But all other species that have evolved don’t have their original family members still around.  From apes we’ve evolved and became so advanced that Tata wants lollipop to stop talking to his boyfriend.  I’ll put my faith in Jesus Christ thanks.

German Karate Expert Knocks Out Woman

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Now before you start getting all mad at me for showing this prank gone wrong, first ask yourself why those guys were just standing there after they clearly had enough time to comprehend what just happened.  Not one of those guys gave a meatloaf about that lady on the floor.   My theory is that this guy did his little karate pump after he realized he hit a girl, acted confused, and expected the other guys to know what the heck to do.  Those guys should be put on trial because they weren’t the ones woken up by an air horn close enough to the ear to make ya deaf!  She obviously stuck it too close to his ear and in return got sent instantly to LA LA Land.  I bet she had a dream about a prank fail video going viral. They knew what was going on and after that pretty girl went night night, they went all stupid.  I’m going to post another video of pranksters getting knocked out and I’m going to pretend that its those guys getting smashed.

Now that’s more like it!  Keep checking back here at RandomIsFunny.com for only the Lord knows what!!

Old Man gets ass blown off

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And now for the moment we’ve all been waiting for!

The Funny Old Man Air Bag Prank!

Listen to me.  I know this guy who sells stolen submarines from the east chinese.  He says you can go 10 miles down with them, and then when you come back up, everyone hallucinates.   They sell for $88 bucks a piece and he says its only like 20 cents to fill it up with gasoline.  For $92 bucks he’ll sell a hybrid submarine.

I asked, “what if you run out of gas when your ten miles down?” He said, George Bush asked the same thing, so there are gas stations down there now.   I’d hate to work in a gas station 10 miles under water.