If you want to know how to cast a fireball spell in real life check under the picture.
Ok.. take one lighter and one can of hairspray and yell this at the top of your lungs…
Tickama doe Tah Ah Milu!!!!!!!
Keep yelling it.. must be outside!
And now for the moment we’ve all been waiting for!
The Funny Old Man Air Bag Prank!
Listen to me. I know this guy who sells stolen submarines from the east chinese. He says you can go 10 miles down with them, and then when you come back up, everyone hallucinates. They sell for $88 bucks a piece and he says its only like 20 cents to fill it up with gasoline. For $92 bucks he’ll sell a hybrid submarine.
I asked, “what if you run out of gas when your ten miles down?” He said, George Bush asked the same thing, so there are gas stations down there now. I’d hate to work in a gas station 10 miles under water.