Old Man gets ass blown off

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And now for the moment we’ve all been waiting for!

The Funny Old Man Air Bag Prank!

Listen to me.  I know this guy who sells stolen submarines from the east chinese.  He says you can go 10 miles down with them, and then when you come back up, everyone hallucinates.   They sell for $88 bucks a piece and he says its only like 20 cents to fill it up with gasoline.  For $92 bucks he’ll sell a hybrid submarine.

I asked, “what if you run out of gas when your ten miles down?” He said, George Bush asked the same thing, so there are gas stations down there now.   I’d hate to work in a gas station 10 miles under water.

She Doesn’t Care

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funny-fart-jokes-funny-quotesHow we supposed to have the president we really want in office if they ask us to choose between a donkey and a goat.  We supposed to decide on who would be better at running the most powerful country today based on how well they talk at each other and debate and lie with strait faces?  They say if we don’t vote, than we can’t complain about whose in office, or if the country goes down the tubes.  But how do we get a good leader to even be in the running?  How does this process work? Someone tell me how we get an actual Man to run for office.  If you ask me to choose between idiot number 1 and idiot number 2 how is it my fault?   Ron Paul baby!funny cat selfieWhat does random funny pictures like this funny cat picture have to do with politics?  Nothing!  This website makes no sense!  I love it!

Random Is Funny




What am I watching?? Random Funny Videos

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Sometimes I feel guilty that I’m not spending my time here on earth as productively as possible, or rather as beneficial to man kind as I would hope.  Let’s just point out the amount of time that went into the production above.  They spent weeks rehearsing what you just saw!  Lots of preparation, like casting, booking the venue, selling tickets went into this.  As I watch it for the fourth time I really appreciate what it means to work hard.  The Bible says in Proverbs 22:29 “Do you see someone skilled in their work? They will serve before kings; they will not serve before officials of low rank.”  Do you know what this means.. that makes us Kings for watching this cuz these guys are good and I ain’t no official of low rank.  Thank you to all who were involved in this poetic production!   Keep checking back for random funny videos like this.